Oh, hey there. I guess you want to hear about the big Birthday weekend. Well it was great! Friends came over, we partied, and now I am a little hung over. You know, I think it's time I expained how I got my name. Every year at my birthday people ask me if I got the name Caesar because I was born on the "Ides Of March". Well actually, that is just a coincidence. In reality, my parents asked me to pick my own name when I was young. They set a dictionary out on the table and told me that I could prove how smart I was and pick my own name. . .